10 questions to find out if you're really insane

How often do you talk to yourself?
a) never
b) occasionally
c) youre the only person you talk to

Do you routinely test the flammability of objects?
a) yes
b) no

Do you words car crash, fire, gasoline, explosion, fire arms, or vinegar arise any excitement in you?
a) none
b) some
c) lots

When you wake in the morning, do you:
a) get out of bed immediately
b) do some odd morning ritual before getting out of bed
c) summon the demons of the unholy netherworld to remove you off your sepulcher

Are your showers:
a) medium
b) cold
c) boiling hot, and you just learn to take it

When you see someone trip and hurt themselves, do you:
a) run to help them
b) laugh, and then help them
c) cackle menacingly, and then set up another booby trap for someone to trip on

Do people:
a) laugh when you when you laugh
b) look at you with an odd expression when you laugh
c) shiver, and get scared when you laugh

If you were an animal would you be a:
a) bird
b) monkey
c) you would never be an animal, because animals are only for sacrificing to the demons of the unholy netherworld

Are your parents:
a) proud of you
b) somewhat proud of you
c) scared of you, and avoid you at all times, and have removed all sharped objects from within the house

When you are at the movies do you:
a) laugh with everyone else, when something funny happens
b) laugh alone
c) set fire to the place, then laugh

****ANSWER KEY******

If you answered more As than Bs or Cs, I'm sorry but you are a perfectly normal and wonderful person.

If you answered more Bs than As or Cs, you're somewhat independent and can think for yourself.

If you answered more Cs than Bs or As, you are trying hard to be insane/psychotic and think that insanity is only something humourous and you think that it would be cool to be insane, so you changes your answers to Cs, just so you could say that you were insane. Well, I'm truly sorry, because not only are you not insane, but you have an identity crisis. Go get a job, and stop trying to act cool.

If you didn't answer any of the questions, but rocked back and forth in your chair, trying to bite your ear, while simultaneously drawing little stick men all over your computer screen in red felt pen, and also playing chess with the devil in your mind, then you are truly insane and I suggest you get help immediately.

If you actually took the time to fill out this quiz, and thought long and hard about each answer then you are a loser like me, and you are just wasting your time because you don't want to do your homework or something. Stop procrastinating and get back to work!